Claiming “Han shot first” suggests that Greedo shot second.
He didn’t. He slumped face-first onto the table in front of him. Dead.
Get used to it.
Now that I have your attention, Ares Magazine Issue #1 is effectively sold out. If you want a copy, and as yet don’t have one, you’re going to have to buy one from one of the many fine online or brick-and-mortar vendors who carry it.
Greedo’s fingers were wiggly like rubber and ended in suckers.
Take the next four weeks to finish and submit your design for our current design contest. The winner will receive $200 and the notoriety and publicity associated with winning the contest.
If we decide to publish your design in a future issue of Ares Magazine, we’ll throw an extra $1000. Otherwise, your design is yours to shop around or publish yourself.
Are we looking for any game design? Well, there are a few rules. Every submission should align with Ares’ preferred genres, like science fiction and fantasy. Oh, and we’re only taking submissions from female designers this time around. The idea is to see how the design themes and mechanics change if the ladies run loose.
The clock is ticking. Get your design in now!