Han Didn’t Shoot First

Han shot.

Greedo died.

Claiming “Han shot first” suggests that Greedo shot second.

He didn’t. He slumped face-first onto the table in front of him. Dead.

Han shot.

Get used to it.

Now that I have your attention, Ares Magazine Issue #1 is effectively sold out. If you want a copy, and as yet don’t have one, you’re going to have to buy one from one of the many fine online or brick-and-mortar vendors who carry it.

Greedo’s fingers were wiggly like rubber and ended in suckers.

Really.